10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is