10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves