10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth