10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is