10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"