10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.