10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."